The "Good Morning Asshole" Mug measures 3.25" tall, 3" wide, and 4.50" long. This mug is made of food-safe ceramic and is restaurant-quality! This mug is microwave safe and can hold 10 oz. of whatever you want!

For the early rising man who leads a life of productivity, Duke Cannon created a soap with a hint of menthol to cool the skin and wake him up so he can get things done.

This superior grade bar soap has a fresh mint smell and contains steel cut grains for maximum grip. Like all Duke Cannon Big Ass Bricks of Soap, this brick weighs in at a hefty 10 oz. and lasts longer than the dainty soaps your mom uses.

To honor the military heritage of our Big Ass Bricks of Soap, this particular item comes in our limited edition WWII-era propaganda package, reminding you that "Productivity Wins the Day."

Smells Like Productivity (fresh, energizing mint).

This superior grade soap product from Duke Cannon Supply Co. is designed to meet the high standards of hard-working men. The incredibly masculine scents of Bergamot and Black Pepper evoke a feeling of drinking a fine scotch in a wood-paneled den. Simply put, it is the scent of accomplishment.

To honor the military heritage of our Big Ass Bricks of Soap, this particular item comes in our limited edition WWII-era propaganda package, reminding you that "Accomplishment is Our Secret Weapon!"

Package of 20 5" x 5" cocktail napkins printed in the USA

(cocktail napkin) Dear Santa, I want it all! 

Burn time: ~ 17 Hours
Product dimensions:
8.7 x 3.5 x 3.1".
Weight: 0.73 lbs

Hand made 

Package of 20 5" x 5" cocktail napkins printed in the USA